congratulations, billyjoebob, on a word well used. it's actually one of my favorites. i say it to my students sometimes, and they give me a look like, what the hell are you talking about, mr english man? then i have to put some smack down.
i didnt eat any poison, thank gawd, but i was tempted by a rather smart-looking hibiscus. are those poisonous? or just ugly?
in other news, one of my teachers thinks that im a smart guy when it comes to feminism. i bet another teacher that our class would lynch me because of my stance on feminism. if youre a feminist, and you want to not be my friend anymore, i suggest that you bring up feminism with me. the bet was for a dollar. when she sees my bloated corpse dangling from a tree on the ISU green, she'll stuff the dollar bill into my mouth. i made her promise.
i read Thoreau's Walden today. i was going to bore you with my ruminations on it, but then i thought, paul, im not sure everyone wants to hear that stuff. so i stopped myself. if you do want to hear it, ask. but be warned.
your roommates may be crazy, but at least they dont steal your stuff.
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