Gee, whiz, Bill, maybe you are the right man, but there are several problems here:
1. You live in fargin' Australia.
2. You have a girlfriend.
3. You live in Australia.
4. I'm not sure you have any idea how screwed up I am.
5. You live in Australia.
In other news, I went to visit the shrink last night and she's given me an assignment. At some point before my next appointment, I have to strike up a conversation with a complete stranger. This sucks. Madame Shrink does not seem to think that "I just let my roommates meet new people and then I get introduced. That way, I avoid making an ass of myself, and besides, if I'm really hurting for companionship, I have cats" is a healthy attitude. Humph.
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