SAFE!!! SAFE!!!!!! safe safe safe safe
I have been in fear all day that my boss, Ken, would ask me for directions to my house for the party I mistakenly invited him to. I didn't think he'd say yes. I was also obviously suffering from a brain tumor at the time. I have been lurking in my office, a growing feeling of dread in my stomach, convinced that every moment he didn't ask me made the next moment all the more deadly. I had decided I would tell him he didn't really want to go - that it had been a mistake to ask him. How do you DO that? Of course, it was equally impossile for him to come, so I had resigned myself. He just left, though, so I am safe. My hands are literally shaking. I have felt like scum all day. Here is this smart guy with an ok sense of humor who is EVERYTHING one doesn't want at a party. He is slimy, he is conservative, he is too, too large, and he is LURPY! That makes me an excluding bitch.
But a safe one!
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