Yeah, well, Mr. Sean, tonight we're going to a Halloween party in Cleveland Heights. Ha. So there won't be any former members of Duke Ellington's band there, but there WILL be jello shots and drunken Hiram people. Bet you can't get that at Greenwich Village "Doesn't Serve Jello Shots" Jazz Club.
So we decided that we couldn't wear our "real" costumes tonight since our party's next week, so here's the lowdown on tonight's haphazardly-constructed getups. Melinda's going as Peg Bundy, complete with red wig, makeup, and leopard-print shirt. Holly will be playing the part of The Addams Family's Wednesday. Zack doesn't know what the hell he's going yet, but he wants it to somehow involve a witch hat. Steve's putting together what appears to be an old, fat farmer costume. Jen's going as "Far Too Flambouyant Girl." Those of you who are familiar with Jen's wardrobe know why this is appropriate. As for me, I threw together this outfit consisting of shiny green skirt, silver shirt with way too many buttons open and a green bra underneath, sparkly tights, green lipstick, and green shoes. Melinda and Holly have decided that my official costume title is "Madame of a Leprechaun Whore House."
Sean: Despite your insane fascination with Woody Allen, you are not, in fact, Jewish.
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