It seems some of tha billyjoebob's soon-to-be-livin-the-rest-of-their-short-ass-lives-in-agonising-pain prospective homies misrepresented their situation vis a vis enough splash to dash. billyjoebob is again homeless - and is polishing his glock.........

Wonderous inhabitants of the cabal - could you possibly do a boy a favour? Without getting too excited about it, and without throwing a huge "Yay Bill's moving from Australia to come and play with us" party (ok throw the party, but wait til i get there) tell me what the spare room status in your house is like? Also - what's the people to shower ratio?