Hey, I think I saw that cookie crumbler guy (go to that link in Kate's post) massaging a pork loin during my last 3 a.m. trip to the grocery. Deviance! Uncouth immorality! First cookies, then meat, next our children, our embryos, our DNA. When will these people stop...send them to Alcatraz, to Borneo, to Wonderbread Bakery Thrift Shops. Just get them out of Aisle Ten.
How to know when you're going to have a very strange day: When you sign into Blogger and there is a message from Kate about finding "what appears to be some sort of newt or salamander lying dead in the otherwise empty trash can." Holy shit, did you run screaming? That's X-files territory.
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