Holly - advice from the king......
sue
all
of
their
asses
really, i'm serious - this is America isn't it? You should
a) sue your work because regardless of wether they did or not, it was their responsibility to sign you up for health insurance. Sue them for all of your out of pocket expenses and for "mental pain and anguish", that should be good for a million or so, then
b) you can buy a new truck, and pay for someone to drive a bulldozer over the stupid bitch that hit your car's house and
c) credit card companies don't fuck with millionaires. You could also
d) buy a new family full of interesting, gorgeous baywatch extras. Finally,
e) Kate, please don't talk about sucking dog's knobs unless you're suitably qualified.
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