I am going to have a washboard stomach by my birthday. This is my goal. Over the past 3 days, I've done a total of 900 stomach crunches, which makes me feel pretty cool. The down side is that my stomach HURTS LIKE AN UNHOLY BITCH. I sneezed earlier and it felt like my intestines were beating me from the inside with sledgehammers. No pain, no gain, they say. I'd like to hit whoever "they" are over the head with something heavy and pointy. Like a stegosaurus.
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