In a press release, Death, the CEO of Underworld/After Life Almalgamated, inc. announced plans to trade in his scythe for a thresher as a means to "boost productivity in the bringing of souls to their eternal resting place." Underworld said it had no plans to update it's logo as the scythe has valuable brand recognition having been used since "the dawn of time." After an initial dip due to concerns that thresher acquisitions will affect capitalization, shares of Underworld closed up 3 percent.
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