Kate -- I used to have rabbits. They are all dead now.
My dynamic duo bosses, Betty and Leonard of speed reading fame and fortune, voted for Bush, because Leonard thought that under President Gore, we'd all be sending 75% of our paychecks to the tax man. So B and L voted for the GW, who smart folks in Texas call Shrub, not Bush. I think Betty is starting to catch on that I'm one of those commie liberals who voted for one of those commie third parties. Today she asked me what I thought about the election chaos, and I said that we ought to call in the UN to oversee our corrupt voting system. She laughed heartily, and I was like, "no, I'm serious." So I'm going to slowly start sneaking revolutionary reading material into the esteemed halls of the American Reading Academy, and by 2004, all my speed reading prodigies will have read so much counter-culture material that the GOP won't stand a chance.
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