Friday, November 10, 2000

Today on Springer: My Therapist is a Perv.

Hmmm. If he had just said it was nice to have someone young to work on, I'd say let's give him the benefit of the doubt. His use of the word "firm," however, makes me feel a bit nauseous. Maybe you should ask him what therapeutic benfit you are receiving from a thigh massage. If that doesn't answer the question, just grab him by the crank and see what happens.

I'm sorry. Superego has not yet returned from lunch. Please beat me with a mallet when I get home for using the word "crank" in reference to male genitalia.
 
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