The world of sports is in mourning today as the world of Funny Cars was found to simply be "not funny". The issue came to a head when the International Federation of Funny Car Owners and Drivers (IFFCOD) hired an independent research firm to answer the age old question, "Just how funny are our funny cars?" Expecting the cars to be up on the scale with a "Pie in the Face," the IFFCOD was shocked to learn that funny cars ranked far below the lowest ranking "Knock-Knock Jokes Told By Three-Year-Olds That Just Don't Make Sense." In response the Federation has hired a consultant to help them market their newly dubbed "Pathetically Sad Cars."
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