Thursday, December 14, 2000

I liked A Separate Peace, but it's about a boys' boarding school, so it's probably not the best choice for chickies. Make them read Jane Austen, and they will hate you forever, but it'll fit into the whole gender dynamic thing. Or The World According to Garp, which rules, though it's longer than 500 pages, I think.

Have them read the site www.bushneverwonflorida.com. It'll be a nice lesson in civics and conspiracy theories. Then watch them storm out of the room and pout after you put the smackdown on them.

Or am I thinking of someone else?
 
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