Angel Soft toilet paper was manufactured by the gnarled hands of Satan himself. We were ensnared in its clutches for awhile before deciding that it was worth the extra 23 cents per roll for a brand that was somewhat thicker than medical gauze. We followed this with Kleenex Cottonelle, but Nat began a vicious campaign against it, stating that its ribbed texture caused his fingers to rip right through it. Nat evidently does not fuck around when it comes to the handling of toilet tissue. Now we use some kind of expensive stuff that comes in rolls the size of vehicular mufflers. We are so classy.
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