I have missed much excitement in weeks past. My my. WHere do I begin?? First, parking tickets. I, too, decided to uphold my rights as a lazy bastard college student and not buy a parking permit for the lower lot. I believe I actually managed to talk one of the Phys Plant goons out of completing the ticket they were writing by pointing out the deplorable condition of my 1976 Dodge Colt Station Wagon. (As in "Pity me because I drive this beast. Punish me not for I have more burden than I can bear.") ANother time, I woke up in the morning and had a near panic attack and ran around accusing every one on earth of stealing my piece of shit car. Turns out, I hadn't paid tickets in a while. They towed my baby to the police station. I walked over there and cried. They gave me my car back.
I haven't been towed out of Shaker, yet. I assume they're coming for me any day now.
OK, Linda-Kate's-mom-Mrs.Foster-lady, you had better decide to put something up here. Look at us! We're drowning in a motherless world. Give us the guidance and sheltering we are so desperately searching for. Or at least a good quality Cartman impression.
Well, all, I have sapped my blogging for the day. I will try to be better in the future.
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