Jen, weather is evidently a big deal here in Northeast Ohio, too, although the only people who seem to care are the local news personalities. I was watching the news last night and the anchorman was all giddy like, "Hey, Ramona. How about that weather? Just when we thought we might have a bit of a thaw, the old Cleveland Weather System *insert swift closed-fisted arm movement for emphasis here* just sticks it to us, doesn't it?" And Ramona, whose eyes are gleaming evil in the wake of being able to announce yet another local snowstorm, says, "That's right, Tim! And for details, we go now to our Excessively Aryan Meteorologist, who will pretend to be surprised that, despite the fact that we live next to a giant frozen lake very near the Canadian border, we're going to get more snow!" And then Excessively Aryan Meterologist tells everyone to bundle up the kids, and all three of the bozos start hyuking like fools.
In other news, the remainder of the glass on the front doorknob came clunking off the other night. Now we have this small, sorry metal bit where there was once a doorknob. And even that falls off most of the time. We called the henchman, who was supposed to come over and fix everything last night. He didn't show. Raise your hand if you're shocked.
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