napster is both good and evil. napster is good because it allows you to dig up all those songs you used to kind of like but would never, under any circumstances, waste money buying. so then you download them and you can actually listen to them, but then there's this constant reminder of just how pathetic your taste in music really is. for instance: i downloaded that natalie imbruglia song about lying on the floor. im not proud of it, but there you are. and sometimes i listen to it, and sure it feels good while im doing it, but then i have to look myself in the mirror when it's over. and what i see isnt pretty.
i think that cutting up broccoli with scissors is one of the stranger things ive heard of you doing, kate. i mean, at least carry a pocket knife for god's sake. have a little decency. you probably cut paper with those scissors, and you dont know where that paper has been. that's only like two degrees of separation between ick and your mouth. now the next person who kisses you will only have three degrees of separation between ick and their own mouth. dont you see how it's all a downward spiral? i try to keep my mouth clean enough to eat off of. i gargle with bleach three times a day.
i have to go now. i gotta see a guy about a car. if you know what i mean.
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