TheraFlu. I always thought that stuff was effective, but I haven't been able to drink it for the past 5 years or so. I had this nasty, evil case of strep throat my sophomore year at Hiram and TheraFlu was the only thing that made me feel even remotely better. So I swigged like 5 boxes of the stuff in the space of three days, and now the very thought of that hot tangy lemony flavor makes me a little green around the gills.
As for you, Schnookie Lumps (for those not in the know, Schnookie Lumps is Paul's preferred nickname. *snort*), I'm not sure I could get any sort of joy from pretending I'm a teenager. Of course, my teenage years consisted primarily of sitting around in various homes and Eat 'N' Park restaurants in New Kensington, Pennsylvania with a herd of Wiseass Boys and the occasional Wiseass Boy's girlfriend. Ahh...memories. Doing impersonations of the teachers I hated and playing Sympathetic Ear to Wiseass Boys, who have this annoying prediliction for falling in love with Very Pretty But Very Stupid Girls.
I really should have discovered marijuana in high school. I watched The Wall when I was 16, and I was stone-ass sober. The-Wall-while-sober is the worst movie ever made.
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