Wait a minute. There is one way to offend my mother: Be her child, then get a tattoo, then be forced to tell her about it because you're about to go on vacation with her and she'll see you in a bathing suit and there will be no way you can hide the five-inch by three-inch tattoo on your upper left leg. That'll do it every time.
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