Tuesday, February 20, 2001

Alex 4.0, I don't know who you are, but you and your link to a satirical riff on japlish have brought more joy into my life than a six-pack and a bathtub full of gorillas ever could. thank you, mr. magic man.

you people with your advertisement analyses think you can beat me, but you cant. there is no analysis too vague, no statement too far-fetched, to make me think i have lost. i will not lose. i must. not. lose.

one time, kate, i went to a bar and got good and sauced on many long island iced teas, and then i realized that the woman selling me said drinks was one of my students. i gave her a big tip and told her to say nothing. she said nothing. what im trying to say is, bribery works.

orders are now being taken for a copy of paul's thesis. post all orders to the blog.
 
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