i forgot to say some things, so im being indulgent and posting again. hope you dont mind.
did i mention that i was posting here before it was cool?
anyway, i wanted to tell kate what kind of liquor has been going into my martinis, lest she think im swilling Popov's diluted vodka from plastic tubs. but then i remembered billyjoebob being led into temptation when jen mentioned a certain brand of gin. so i thought and thought about how i could communicate the info without tempting billyjoebob off the wagon, since i love him a lot and want only the best for a man daring enough to wear underpants on his head while he blows out the neighborhood's windows and ear drums. then i realized: australian people cant speak Pig Latin! genius, yes? so kate, i will tell you in Pig Latin that ive been inkingdray mirnoffSay martinis with artiniMay and ossiRay sweet vermouth, a dash of ngosturaAay ittersbay, and an anishSpay oliveay. i even bought special glasses. i was using rayGay ooseGay vodka because it's reportedly the best in the world (which is heartbreaking because it's made by Fifis over there in Fifi-Frog-land (Note to racially sensitive people: that was a joke. I really love Frenchies, despite their obsession with certain annoying comedians, because they make kickass cheese)). but rayGay ooseGay vodka is also damned expensive, especially when the government is milking you for money. so i switched.
billyjoebob, it's good to see you posting once in a while. it lets me know youre still strapping undergarments to inappropriate parts of your body and unleashing the proper noise into the outback. i have a secret mission for you: find the site where Survivor happened and burn it down, so that there is no risk of that mess ever happening again.
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