My nose has had quite enough of winter weather. And I blame it all on the United Kingdom. Before I went to England in '96, one of my professors asked me if I had any sinus problems. I said that no, my sinuses were clear, and she grinned and replied, "Don't worry. You'll have plenty of sinus problems by the time you get back from England." Sure enough, for the past four winters, I have had to make sure that I am never more than 100 feet away from some sort of facial tissue product. I want to jam tiny sticks of dynamite into my sinus cavities and let rip. This is the only viable solution I can come up with.
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