Kate, isn't there some sort of decency code in Shaker Heights that outlaws bicolor cars? I mean, won't you be offending the good people of your ritzy neighborhood? In Aurora, Ohio, you're not supposed to build a garage that faces the road. It's actually part of their zoning code. In Ames, you're not allowed to walk an unmuzzled dog. I'm amazed that people bother to obey these rules.
Today at work, Betty asked me if I would still work for them from Idaho. I was like, "you know, Idaho is two times zones away, beyond some mountains, thus making it hard for me to work for you." She had been hoping that I would do "typing" for them, from Idaho. I pointed out that she could probably find someone in Iowa who knows how to type. She seemed dubious. Then I hit the disco lights and revved up the reading rave I've been so wanting to have in the silent, elderly halls of Middle America's Last Great Speed Reading Venue.
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