Mike is the god of Midori. Before you get excited and ask his advice, however, I should warn you that he is like the god of the Old Testement, smiting mortals for small offenses and striking fear into an offending world; not sweet Jesus I just wuv ewe so much New Testement hippie boy. his Midori drinks ain't pretty. Nor ugly in a good way, mind you, just in a green way. Melinda, can I get a witness? Bill I gotta warn you, telling us you're mildly competent is like telling Spaniards there's gold in underdeveloped villages (pause while all Spanish visitors write Kate angry messages) - if we believe you we will kidnap you and keep you in our house, driving you to slavishly organise our pantry, pay our bills on time, and plan our vacations.
My e-mail address...damn. I just don't know. holly@ would work... but I should jazz it up perhaps...hollyandthejets@? nonono, how about holly-shesnotamailorderbride@...nope, I'll stick with holly@
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