Wednesday, May 09, 2001

All right. Here's what I've come up with:

Roommate Jen is constantly screeching about how much she hates phone books. I think her hatred stems from the fact that they are big and bulky and not easy to store, but I can't be sure, because Jen is weird.

For the last 10 minutes, I've been sitting here making a mental list of all the places I could secretly stow phone books in the house, just to drive Jen nuts.

*the dishwasher
*under the covers on her bed
*the microwave
*her underwear drawer
*hanging from the basement clothesline
*stapled to the front door
*tied to her cat
*the refrigerator
*the oven
*lining the driveway

I'm definitely losing my mind.

 
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