alot of tentacle sightings lately. must be the season for it.
I now have even more reason to feel that my coffe order and the style of it's delivery is the subject of judgement and derision of the tragicly hip who are usually younger, thinner, and pierced than I am. Fuckers.
I once did not ask for rrom for cream in my large regular coffee because I feared it would cause the highly desirable coffee jockey to think me a pussy. I left the store, without having said or done anything to make said studbunny remember me at all, feeling that I may have fooled him, but being more convinced than ever of the truth of it in my soul.
I really hope someone finds their way here through a websearch for coffee+jockey+pussy.
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