Kate - when I was a reporter at the Record Courier, one of the more experienced reporters told me about the time there was a marijuana plant growing outside the courthouse. And Paul can probably recount what happened to the marijuana plant he and some other counselors discovered at the fancy-schmancy arts camp we worked at for a summer.
Remember the snake in the greenhouse? "Seek and destroy" orders came down today, since apparently the snake has grown rather large and is scaring the pansies out of everyone. I was like, "uh, how should I kill it?" (feigning obedience, because I'm not going to kill a snake) and my boss pointed to a shovel. Right. I am so NOT going to kill a snake with a shovel. Call in the Crocodile Hunter so he can lovingly coax the snake onto a twig and say "Ay, this here is the most dangerous snake in all of Iowa!"
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