Via Shauny.

If I ever have the time and resources, I'm going to write a truly helpful guide for these men. Some titles I'm toying with:

Reality Check: You're a Fat, Balding Bastard. Grow the Fuck Up.
Literary Laxative: You Too Can Pull Your Head Out of Your Ass
Just Because She's 41 Doesn't Mean She's Your Mother: How to Face Maturity Without Fear
Women Under 30: If We Date You, It's Because We're Trying to Soak You for Your Money and/or Because We're Playing Out Some Sick, Deep-Seated Father Figure Issues.