Having to watch 6 movies on a miniature TV while sitting next to a sweaty person would give me just as frightening a hangover as if I'd consumed Mad Dog while jet lagged. I hadn't thought about the excessive condiments on the table, but, come to think of it, I'm always nudging them out of the way, lest they crowd and tempt.
In "rock and roll is satanic" news, the Des Moines City Council denied a beer permit for the annual "heavy metal, your kids will come home with tatoos" concert, so the promoters had to cancel the concert, thereby upsetting everyone under the age of 30 in the central Iowa area, where there is not much to do. The councilmen foolish enough to be quoted in the paper were like (cue the doddering old voice) "last year it was just too loud...all those kids have better things to do...you don't need beer to have a good time..." This is why kids with half a brain flee Iowa for Minneapolis and Omaha, sin cities in comparison...
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