Monday, August 27, 2001

And now, today's top stories:

*Job-Related Stress: Making My Chin Break Out.
*Every Male Student at This University Looks Like He Ought to Be Heading Up a Young Republicans Club Somewhere
*Professor of German in Next Room Loudly Coughs Up Phlegm Every 47 Seconds
*The Shirt I'm Wearing Does Not Belong to Me. So How the Hell Did it End Up in My Closet?(the preceding will be an investigative report)

Film at eleven.

 
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