I think I need to become a teacher of some kind. That way, no matter what kind of nonsense happens 9 months out of the year, I'm guaranteed 3 months off. Melinda's been trying to talk me into this for years, teacher extraordinaire that she is. Of course, the biggest hurdle here is that nothing on this earth scares me more than having to be responsible for the education and behavior of dozens of human beings. It's on my list. I never want to have a job that ... 1. Requires me to wear a name tag
2. Is such that I have to ask others for permission to use the bathroom
3. Is such that I have to dole out permission for others to use the bathroom
4. Puts me in charge of a large number of people under the legal drinking age.
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