Thursday, August 30, 2001

Text of a spam mail I got this morning:

New Scientific-Breakthrough Product brings women instant and very intense orgasms felt from head to toe! Guys.. your woman will see you as a hero.

Two issues here:

1. The idea of an "instant orgasm" is a bit daunting to me. Sounds to me like the sexual equivalent of getting hit by a bus.

2. If a woman is taking drugs to get off, I hardly think she's going to confuse the issue and suddenly give all the credit to her partner. "Hero" my ass.

Anyone wanna take dibs on how long it'll take the FDA to shut 'em down?

 
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