Um. OK. Kung-Pao Clits ... um. Oh, yuck. Korn scares me. It fits into one of those "pseudo-heavymetal bands that creep me out" category. Kid Rock is also in this category. And yeah ... Lindathemum, are you out there? Tonight I found myself at a karaoke event at the local neighborhood bar, and I had waaaaaay more fun than any human being should reasonably have with a microphone and bad songs. I jumped up there and belted out "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler for all it was worth, while some guy I've never seen before in my life did the backup vocals. I blame it all on the shot of Jagermeister I tackled. I think that secretly, Holly and Aamir wanted to go home long before I was ready to leave the bar. So I officially became the Irritating Single Friend. I've also just noticed that I'm typing in sentence fragments, which is probably a sign that it's time for this singin' diva to hit the bricks.
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