Wednesday, October 31, 2001

Hee hee. Thanks, Linda. Those cats are wearing a very telltale feline expression. In my extensive experience in translating kitty body language, this expression means, "Yes yes. Very funny. In about three seconds, I'm going to wiggle my way out of this garment and shred it to bits. Additionally, while you're at work tomorrow, I plan on getting hold of that roll of paper towels you foolishly left on the kitchen counter, tearing the hell out of it, and leaving the bits in your bed. Eventually, you'll wash your sheets, and consequently spend the next four hours picking blobs of wet paper out of them."

Cats are vindictive buggers.

 
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