Speaking of clothes...Paul's mom sent him a box o' clothing this weekend. There was a t-shirt (normal), those mesh basketball shorts (for all this b-ball games Paul plays), a vest, which delighted Paul beyond all normalcy since he claims he's never owned a fleece vest, and finally, the capstone gift, a triple extra large plaid lumberjack type winter jacket. Paul's mom is pretty sure that living in the Pacific Northwest is equal to sawing down five or six pine trees before dinner. Maybe she named him Paul after Paul Bunyon.
For your amusement, here are two tragic mistakes from recent freshman papers:
"Liberals want to redistribute the welts." (attempted word was "wealth.")
"Our country will soon be bank rubbed." (attempted word was "bankrupt.")
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