Holly, have I mentioned my bewilderment about every facet of your mother?

Mother, how the hell has Dad managed to "screw something up" on the digital camera?? You point, you shoot, you plug the cord into the computer, you start the software that came with the camera, you follow the instructions on the screen. You're both beginning to worry me. Before long, you're going to be saying LillianTheGrandma things like, "That VCR is too complicated for me. You can have it."

On second thought, her inability to program the VCR is the reason I now own said VCR. Buy more cool stuff, get bewildered by it, and give it to me. Mwahahaha.