I knew I should have gone to graduate school. I never get to torment anyone around here. The most satisfying mind game I get to play is hiding behind a veneer of technological prowess, which means that everyone I write web sites for thinks that I am some sort of computer goddess. Well, actually, it's not a game. I lied. I am a goddess.

Note: Today is "work-on-my-self-esteem" day, due to some recent personal ego bruising. All delusions of grandeur and references to deity status will likely disappear after I'm feeling a bit better. In the meantime, someone please email me and tell me to quit feeling so damn melancholy.