Your lemonade sales pitch reminds me of a David Sedaris essay, the one titled C.O.G., from Naked. Sedaris ends up working for that crazy guy who is hellbent on making jade clocks shaped like Oregon. At the craft fair, no one buys the clocks (but Sedaris sells $100 worth of jade stash boxes, his idea) and the guy gets all aggressive with his attempts to lure in the customers. I also think Sedaris makes up 90% of his essays.
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