Welcome back, Jen. They're right, you know. Goats do roam. My parents have goats, and dammit, they roam. Roam, roam, roam. As if the world needed more proof that I have the maturity level of a 12-year-old, I'm sitting here listening to NPR, and this woman's on the Diane Rehm Show talking about growing melons. Diane Rehm: My guest today is Amy Goldman, and today we're going to talk about her melons. I'm such an ass.
Me: *snicker*
DR: So how did you get so interested in melons?
AG:Well, growing up, our gardener was Italian, and he just loved melons.
Me: *chortle*
AG:He used the old Italian way of growing them, the way his grandmother did, and he said she had great melons.
Me: *GUFFAW*
AG: You know, you can grow melons too, and you can grow them even bigger than mine.
Me: *SNORTCACKLE*, *pounds fist on desk*
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