Oh, man. This is the best one in a long time ... Dubya startles from an uneasy slumber, sits bolt upright in bed, presidential jammies and nightcap aflutter, and declares, "Egads! I've got it! Trees are made of wood! Wood is flammable! The reason we have so many forest fires is because the forests are full of trees! Ergo, if we get rid of the trees, we won't have any more forest fires!" Good job, Dubya! So following your logic ... do you think the reason we have so many shooting deaths in this country is that people use guns to shoot other people? Hmmm.
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