Hey! Guess the Sky Marshall! I love that game! It's always the guy who looks a little too cool about travelling alone. And he's always wearing a cheap suit jacket. That's the guy I pick. And now for an educational segment ... How to Hurt Yourself 1. While putting away recently-washed dishes, keep all cabinets in kitchen wide open, including door whose bottom hangs about 5'8" from the ground. This works best if you, like Kate, are 5'10" in height. I'm the clumsiest idiot on the planet.
by Kate Foster
2. During dish-putting-away process, stand up rapidly after putting collander in lower cabinet. Make sure you do this so the top of your head lines up directly with the bottom corner of the cabinet.
3. Smash head into cabinet corner.
If you've done this correctly, you will enjoy a bleeding head and a golfball-sized swollen knot on your skull.
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