Wednesday, February 18, 2004

I seem to recall, Nat, you mentioning a temperature of -40 in Winnipeg just a few weeks ago. At least in Cleveland, Wally's urine won't freeze mid-stream.

I should have explained when I posted that picture of my head that the MRI was for the TMJ stuff. My doctor wanted to know whether my jaw was a no good sonofabitch that needed to be sliced up with a big knife. It turns out that my jaw isn't running around robbing old ladies or shooting smack, but it is starting to experiment with pot and skip school, and the other day it asked my septum if it had ever tried acid, so we have to keep it in check by me wearing a brace in my mouth at night for 4-6 weeks to teach it a lesson. You know, lock it up at night so it doesn't wind up over at Kinsman and East 55th trying to score some rock.
 
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