Wednesday, July 06, 2005

I can just hear the conversation that led up to this:

Advisor: Mr. President, we need someone with a solid image, someone non-partisan whom the public trusts, to guide your Supreme Court nominee through the process.

Bush: Git me that guy what plays tha' dee-yay on that thar Lawr An' Order program on the tee-vee ... uhhhh ... Arthur Branch. That's his name. Git me Arthur Branch!

Advisor: Um. Mr. President? You mean Fred Dalton Thompson?

Bush: No! Ain'tcha had yer ears cleaned? I want me that dee-yay from Lawr An' Order. Not that one from before ... that lib'ral pinko what was always eatin' a sandwich when McCoy was in his office ... I want the new one ... the one that fires them lez-bee-yinz!

Advisor (rubbing temples): Yes, Mr. President. Right away.
 
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