Go, Nancy. It's Your Birthday.
Watching the new Congress being sworn in to office is not unlike watching a professional sport draft.
Just now, as George Allen was walking into the room, the journalist-cum-color-commentator remarked, "He had that YouTube Moment, as its called, that Mukaka moment, as some would say." Yes, Wolf Blitzer, but how many rushing yards did he have against Baltimore last season?
Ah, yes, that wacky little Mukaka moment, wherein an elected official said something horribly ignorant and racist. Ha ha!
Next up: The swearing-in of Nancy Pelosi, during which the House floor will split open to reveal a yonic vortex that will swallow all the god-fearing, righteous Republican elected officials and deposit them in some rapturous alternate universe where dirty feminists and queers and minorities don't exist. And then, my friends? Then the rest of us can live like the godless heathens we are. I can't wait.
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