I'm really glad the Cavs are in the playoffs, but
I cannot handle ESPN SportsCenter. ESPN SportsCenter is on at least 18 hours a day, and of those 18 hours, Marc insists upon watching at least 17. SportsCenter makes my brain hemorrhage. It does not matter what I'm doing, how intent I am on doing it, or how much I try to ignore it. Every time some anchor says something ridiculous and every time a coach says something completely, mind-twistingly stupid, I cannot stop screaming. The other day I heard a coach say the following: "Well, you know, if we wanna win games, we gotta score more points than the other team." At which point my head sucked itself inside my torso and the flames of hell shot out my neck.
And then? Then? Tonight? After the Cavs won? This from the anchor:
"We're trying here to find the right adjective to describe LeBron James' transcendent performance during tonight's game."
Yeah, dude. I can see how that'd be a toughie. Adjectives are hard. But I know! Why don't you describe it as TRANSCENDENT.
posted by Kate at 2:37 AM link/comments
apparently you are my new internet obsession. my last 4 places i went to had something to do with you and i am going to smartlassy now to see if you and tina put up something new.
obsessively yours,
shannon