FAQ:
Six-Layer Kate? The hell does that mean?
There once existed a band called Unrest that had a song called "Six-Layer Cake." I loved the song, and "Kate" near-rhymes
with "cake." This site was started in October, 2000, as a group blog. Eventually, the other members of that "group" stopped posting, so I decided to make it all me, all the time.
I think Six-Layer Kate sounds dirty. Is it cleverly-veiled
innuendo?
Ummmm ... yeah. Also, I was in on it with Lee Harvey Oswald. He lives in my
basement with Amelia Earhart and Roberto Clemente. Now, please go find yourself
a hobby, preferably one involving fresh air and decreased internet usage.
Who are you? Where are you?
My name is Kate Foster. I'm 31 years old. I live in Cleveland Heights, Ohio, with my husband, Marc, in a 99-year-old house that's currently suffering from some bizarre plumbing malady.
What's your deal?
I'm a freelance web designer and a bit of a wise-ass. I collect domesticated animals (current tally: 3 cats (RIP Tiamet), 3 dogs, 1 bird). I fall down a lot.
Three cats and three dogs. What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, I know. It's a lot of critters, and sometimes I wish I could -- not get
rid of any of them, because I love them very much -- but maybe somehow
consolidate them into less animals. Like some sort of pet equity loan. What can I say? I've always been ridiculously sensitive toward animals and love having them around. I can't watch movies or TV shows during which animals are killed or injured; it literally makes me sick. Like I said, ridiculously sensitive.
Where else can I find you?
If you head over to perfidy.org, I post there sometimes. Also, I run a shopping blog for geek girls. You can find it at smartlassy.com. Apart from that, I'm often found in my living room or on my friends' porches.
Can I send you non-spam email ?
Yes, please do. You can reach me at kate-at-sixlayerkate-dot-com.
Would you like to increase your penis size? Or perhaps divulge your personal information to a "mortgage company/financier/successful stock brokerage" headquartered in a lean-to in Phnom Penh?
Do fuck off. Really.
Where can I find a line drawing of a fish playing
a dopey-looking snake like an upright bass?
I thought you'd never ask ...
